scp_txt

Excerpts from SCP Wiki articles. Autotweets every 30 mins. Operates under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

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I cannot die. I will float through Limbo, alone.

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Don't you see? We're not in control anymore. We never were.

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People like me, I see why you wanna lock us up sometimes. I really fucking do, buddy.

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We do not torture people "just because". We are against unnecessary cruelty. Which means somebody has to decide when cruelty is necessary.

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Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice".

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Object Class: KETER OH GOD KILL IT

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I can't possibly be THAT bad a navigator, and yet as I write this I've been trapped in Ikea for 2 days.

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SCP-948: I can't magic away your pain, Eleanor. But I can talk. I'll always be here to.

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Bravo: It’s right there! It’s right there! Fuck! What are you both doing? Fuck!

Foxtrot: —and only the eel remains.

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SCP-999-J: I am too in a band.

Dr. ██████: Oh yeah, what's it called?

SCP-999-J: Darkness Dick Supreme.

Dr. ██████: That doesn't sound real.

SCP-999-J: Your mom doesn't sound real.

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WHY HAS YUR FMLYYYY NOT PERFORMED THE RITUAL OF BLOOD AND WINE IN TEN DECADES?

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Public knowledge of the substitution of Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret "Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices" recipe is to be suppressed.

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Yesterday, I watched a man I admired gunned down for leaving a rose for a girl whose life was tattered by trauma she never deserved.

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SCP-006-J-2: Everyone agrees this one's just fucking disgusting

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She is beautiful, even if she thinks she is a monster.

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"AAAAAAAAABLEEEE," SCP-682 roared from the black throne, with a voice that was a scratch on the universe itself, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM."