Hot Mommy Enthusiast

THE RAGE IS WINNING

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

He’s up over the defender… and it’s nothing but net!!!!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Rubbin’ that fundus like it owes me coin.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

You ever make a playlist so tough that you slam your head on the fucking table every time a new song comes on?

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Loveless is no longer on spotify and I think I'm going to do something newsworthy about it.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

I think it's kinda gay for dudes to get baby fever (I'm dudes. sometimes)!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Didn't torch the fuck out of my chicken tenders today. God is good 🙏

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

@thickneysilvaxo Get this off my timeline. What the fuck.

[sinkdog millionaire @catboyhumper]

Bumpin uglies gotta be easily at least top 5 terms for sex

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Life is good but I kinda like the little asshole that’s always on my shoulder who’s constantly trying to bring me down. He’s pretty funny!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Instead of studying, I just start rating shit on Podiums and it is by far my favorite new hobby!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

What a beautiful day to get pissed the fuck off by the automatic papertowl dispenser

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

So when is the public excecution for the moron who did this to my spotify icon?

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Women refuse to piss standing up like the rest of us just so they can continue to bitch about the toilet seat.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

@adl_btryl And dudes who kiss other dudes. With tongue.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Holy f word. That jackass I call my “doctor” is going to get a supersized surprise in his god damn mailbox. I SWEAR TO GOD.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

I’m like the Ben 10 of being really fucking autistic.

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Having a kid is like having a salvage title on carfax

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

@adl_btryl Full of hate too!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Never Forget.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Not like this…not like this…

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

@TinyWeenieGenie My happy ending would be if I don't have sac cancer!

[Hot Mommy Enthusiast @SCULL3R]

Gotta go get am ultrasound of my nuts today!