Cal Rose

Blytheville native. Fayetteville resident. Business Attorney. Get out of the left lane.

[Cal Rose @SCalhounRose]

Well, @Twitter it was a fun ride while it lasted.

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The gameday atmosphere at Hendrix has apparently improved significantly in the last decade. If you like watching football, a mid-evil renaissance fair, and a Quidditch match all at the same time, take a trip to Conway this weekend!

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Jonah Hill will play John Daly in an upcoming biopic about the professional golfer

(via @TheInSneider)

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@DavyCarter 1) couldn’t agree more
2) it’s actually not an efficient way to de-board
3) I blame the airlines for this being an unwritten rule and not actually announcing this as part of the de-boarding process
4) get off my lawn

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@trappology @MarkZweig Not anything a new car can’t fix.

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After the 1st quarter, Alabama is on pace for 900 yards.

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Are we really trying to call NWA the “land of Oz”? Reminder that Oz was an imaginary land of horrors with streets paved of gold run by a mysterious, wealthy benefactor who turned out to be a fraud. And also it’s a stupid name.

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@KennyNoble11 Actually i looked at your profile and I should apologize. You’re clearly experienced in this area. Having a conversation with you about lacking compassion and wreaking of racism is like getting painting lessons from Picasso.

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@KennyNoble11 I thought the “why stop there” part of my post was an indication that I wasn’t comparing the two and that I was moving the goalposts significantly to make a point. But I know reading an entire post without jumping to baseless conclusions can be difficult sometimes.

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@mike_gentry_13 After consulting photo evidence it turns out I actually did wear stripes every day

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@mike_gentry_13 I was on a work-release program so I wore Orange instead.

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@MayraFlores2022 If politicians understood socialism, they wouldn’t be calling Americans socialists.

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@CCGolfer1929 A green wrist is a small price to pay when you no longer have arthritis, knee pain, headaches, a mortgage, bad eyesight, or joint inflammation.

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Can we go back to the good ole days when Brett Favre was trying to defraud people the old fashioned way - by hawking magic copper ion bracelets at 2am?

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@startup_junkie @gratavid "Trapp on traps"

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@_antwanphillips *was better. Billions fell off the last two seasons.

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@CoachWimbo @braydennunn @CoachTMcCracken Little known fact: if you’re from MissCo, @CoachTMcCracken let’s you shoot on every possession.

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@RilezTweetsEsq I'll expand:

Why?
What?
When?
Where?

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@_antwanphillips GET OFF MY LAWN

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@socosig As long as they wander off too far and head next door, they should be just fine!

[Cal Rose @SCalhounRose]

Taking a baby to a bar is frowned upon but taking a baby to a brewery is an educational experience.