Sαvs

that’s bitchin

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

so done with clothing and bag companies putting 90% of their resources into marketing and 10% of their resources into product.

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

once i learn how to sleep through the night it’s over for y’all

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

i know it’s sexist but when i see a skeleton i immediately think man. I’m aware women can die, it just hurts to think that it’s true.

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

thank you Taylor Swift, Oppenheimer & Barbie

[Nick Timiraos @NickTimiraos]

Powell: The Fed staff is no longer forecasting a recession.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

you cannot call him sleepy joe AND be mad he has cocaine. do you want him up or not

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

i can’t believe i used to pop a bag of popcorn to share w 2-3 people like that bag is a single serving

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

gummy bears and french fries have become way to integral to my diet

[sally darr @sallydarr]

hinge should add a kill button

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Take a hike.

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

I can’t believe the Eagles and Chiefs get to go to the Rihanna concert

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

this New Amsterdam show is making me sob wtf

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

Nate: “still love her, huh?”
Chuck: “i can’t imagine the day i don’t”
…savanna sobs (?)

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

biggest nepo baby of all time: Nate Archibald

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

i think it’s absolutely wild when people eat popcorn out of the microwave bag like pour that shit into an XXL metal bowl

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

lots of Argentinian babies being born in 9 months

[Sαvs @SCanoli]

the most surprising thing about spotify wrapped this year: bo burnham being on like everyone’s top artists (?) brings me back