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Nikola Jokic is the greatest player of all time. Jamal Murray is the greatest shooter of all time. Nuggets in 5.

[Sid @SCcmndr]

To whomever drives 8UZU696,

Kindly recall that your car can indeed go above 10 miles per hour and additionally that you are not required to immediately break when you see a yellow light. The following distance is also closer to ~6 car lengths than 6 semi-truck lengths.

[Governor Wes Moore @GovWesMoore]

We’re the FIRST state to ban dynamic pricing in grocery stores.

Here’s why:

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

He hated Indians. His wife ran away with an Indian.

[Wilson F. Ball @WillyFoosball]

Arch Manning in the Manning family

[Sid @SCcmndr]

@SenTuberville

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One of the circles of hell is just constantly having to cough in a 300 person lecture hall

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If the Haitians are really eating geese i need many to be imported immediately

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White ford explorer privilege - when its dark and they could be a cop- is not talked about enough

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@THE2ERA @CoachTomlin NOOOOO cmon man losing in the superbowl is better than losing in the wildcard

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I hope the person who decided we should set the clocks back so it's pitch black at 5:30 PM is having a good time down there with Leopold and Hitler

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@jaturner193 tbf democrats already heavily gerrymander illinois NM and oregon

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Red vs Evermore

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The fact that whoever designed TV remotes got a job gives me hope for my future prospects

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@boonysgonnabool i dont think even gpt10 could understand this

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@BleacherReport Steph's chance to finally beat lebron with a worse supporting cast

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Science classes would be so much easier if whoever named things didn't compete for whoever can create the dumbest naming conventions or variables

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why are the 30 minutes of sleep after your alarm more refreshing than the 8 hours you got that night

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@dannycarlSZN whoevers drafting 1-4 gonna be fired for passing up on obiang, especially if he can recapture his peak from 2008-2014

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@dreamwastaken blue check ignored

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@dannycarlSZN This would have only worked a year ago

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@_lara_97 make a list of every teacher and their zootopia counterparts