Saltastic Sam

Telling The Tales Of My Life In 280 Characters Or Less..

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@BuzzFeed This one for sure

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

Grumpy Cat has died, James Charles got canceled... fuck.. @YouTube is falling apart this month!

#YouTube
#saveyoutube
#YouTubeDOWN

[Jenna Ezarik @jennaezarik]

No!!! 😭

[James Charles @jamescharles]

ok sorry whores I had to take a break but I am back and continuing my follow spree

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

Hello I am considering a presidential run in 2020. Please RT if you would support this endeavor for me.

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

i’m so tired that i really just tried to set an alarm with the calculator on my phone

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@jennaezarik Ask @ijustine to borrow an extra one of hers 😂

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

Why do I try to like my friends? They all fucking suck...

@tinkrbell24601 - thanks for the fan art babe 💙

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

i miss webkinz... :[
#SundayThoughts #webkinz

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

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[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

Sometimes I wonder how many other people sit in their bed doing nothing all day

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@lily_marston Lily my love it’s #surge!!!

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@lily_marston GIRL YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN MY LOCAL BURGAR KING!! Literally what an icon you’ve made things in my life

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@JoslynDavis @ClevverTV @LorynPowell @lily_marston @drew__dorsey @SineaddeVries @ErinRobinson I haven't been this thrilled for something since @MeghanRienks started coming back to #beautybreak

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@lily_marston I mean as long as you have Dr. Pepper and your laptop is there even a reason to leave?

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

I love when it’s cloudy out because it makes my normal routine of not leaving my apartment more socially acceptable.

[Emilee @Emilee10831054]

wish i was a bad bitch but i’m actually just a sad bitch

[babey🍑 @laurenxbrenna]

Done with everyone’s shit today

[Saltastic Sam @SChap21101]

@lily_marston @jarrettsleeper @lilireinhart @colesprouse @ClevverTV 😍😍😍😍 JARED AND LILY ARE SUCH GOALS