My mom, kid, and I are at the pool today. Lily and a few girls were playing pool trivia and the person Lily was to supposed to guess was Kim Kardashian. Lily didn’t win that round and stated, “I have no earthly idea who that is.” Guys, I’ve done my duty as a parent. Parent win!
So tired of people buttering me up, taking advantage of me and getting what they want out of me, and not giving two shits the carnage they leave behind. Fuck, I hate it here.
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Taylor Hawkins, the drummer for American rock outfit Foo Fighters, has died at the age of 50, according to a statement from the band https://t.co/MIPXhnhAH4
Raise your hand if a QR code flashed around your tv for a minute or so and the idea to scan it not once crossed your mind as you wondered what a waste of money for this company. 🙋♀️
I got dragged by my collar back to Tower Records to return the Doggystyle tape I bought in secret because my parents were like he’s a gang member and now the whole world is like oh I love his cute little cornflower blue jumpsuit