nicole 🐍🐍🐍

two graves, one gun

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@girlmeat07 but I love leg shave day and slathering in lotion and then rubbing my legs like a cricket under my sheets

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@borvior I’ve done 7 AM - 7 PM, 3pm-11pm, 4pm-12am…. I’d prefer early retirement

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@ma1ybe Absolutely not

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

I had that baby dream…. I don’t even want kids but GIVE ME MY BABY 😭

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@PharmWise Dying

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee

april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

On this day 17 years ago, Lawrence Kutner was killed by Barack Obama.

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@luthorwte Al-Hashimi….. man fuck you LOL

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@sappy_sappho1 Being a santos defender is so painful as an OG greys fan, remembering the internet could barely handle Christina yang 💔 santos baby i understand you

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@kingofdapitt More Becca defending herself getting absolutely rawdogged on the daily

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@0xleegenz $15k/month
$10.5k after tax

- 1800 rent
- 300 car payment
- 120 car insurance
- 300 in utilities
- 3,370 in beans
- 500 in groceries
- 200 in gas/car maintenance
- 150 in prescriptions/doctor visits

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@emmasarchivee If I stay (NOT MEDIOCRE), girl in pieces, yeah you got my ass

[alejandro ⁉️ hiatus @futileflorae]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that gay and autistic friend you try to ignore: so each episode is one hour of the shift

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@dexterbrian_ @baba_Omoloro Oddly enough you can get melanoma of the nail bed

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@baba_Omoloro Ocular melanoma, retinoblastoma, and orbital tumors have entered the chat

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@briggityboppity Diabolical

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@iamjatello You embrace the funk

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@BellaBaddie__ I still do

[nicole 🐍🐍🐍 @SColey2020]

@Aduradara61049 read the fuckin files. Those bitches are doing some black magic ass shit.