Patches

🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • HE/THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes 🍉

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Pro tip for healthmaxxing. All you have to do is eat this for every meal five days a week and you’ll end up killing yourself shortly after.

[GoodGirlMadeline  @vivy_madeline]

I SENTENCE YOU TO ANOTHER 10 YEARS OF NAOTO AND KANJI DISCOURSE

[Patches @SCpatches]

@TheDkmariolink @NERV87 Jeep would be objectively hilarious

[Patches @SCpatches]

@taysamey Can’t believe I know an anime

[Patches @SCpatches]

@LibsGalaxy28 @HoopGrids Yeah lol, it was just too easy picking one of theirs

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Patches @SCpatches]

@TrevorSTFC No you don’t because you lumped everything south of the US as South America, so no, you’re wrong.

[Patches @SCpatches]

Dumbass doesn’t know where Mexico is

[Lest we forget @TrevorSTFC]

@efc_cain @desconfiad It's not about the stadium, it's the crowd. Everywhere in the world has better fans than the Yanks, we all know this. South America is nuts, North American is just embarrassing.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

How it feels to finish a conversation without saying something fucking stupid

[Patches @SCpatches]

@bbzizouu You’re back

[Patches @SCpatches]

@Shneezuz Orange Islands in the Year of Our Lord 2026

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Me sat at home not getting shot watching the World Cup•
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“Everyone is stupid except me”

[jake @wormpuller]

Showing up to my custody hearing in a banana costume and telling the judge my ex wife is trying to dim my sparkle

[galletitas caseras @JokeAboutDrawin]

#athf