Cagy Cilantro

Producer | co-host | The Smorgasbord | he/him

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

I don’t know what it is but I would like it delivered, via IV, straight into my blood stream, please

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

NEON has acquired ‘ALPHA,’ the next film from Titane director Julia Ducournau.

Production begins in the fall.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

You give me quotes from studio heads like “commercial unviable” and then hit me with that trailer?! This movie’s gonna slap so hard.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New teaser for Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘MEGALOPOLIS’

Releasing later this year in theaters.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

@The_SummerMan What’s the point in having all these franchises if you’re not gonna roll out the retro screenings for new installments? I should be able to watch a different mad max movie on the big screen every Saturday til furiosa drops

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

“This is the way the world ends/ not with a bang but a whimper”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A rep for movie directors reveals that Rotten Tomatoes scores of a director’s past movies are now the first thing producers look at when directors are pitched to them.

(Source: https://t.co/x6KUT4hBZS)

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

I’m so sick of outlets reporting on run times as if it’s like “sir, a plane has just hit the second tower”

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

'KINDS OF KINDNESS' has a 2 hour 44 minutes runtime - the longest film in Yorgos Lanthimos' filmography.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

It’s kind of spectacular to see an artist completely run out of things to say

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Cary Grant: I’ve spent the last 5 years putting together this brontosaurus skeleton. It’s my life’s work. Time to add the final piece.

[faintly from the other room] I’m Katherine Hepburn, and this is Jackass! [sound of high heels running down the hall]

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Gotta say… Trey Parker Matt stone Kendrick Lamar musical was not on my bingo card

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kendrick Lamar and ‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s untitled musical will release on July 4, 2025 in theaters.

The film follows a young Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a living history museum who discovers that his white girlfriend’s ancestors once owned his.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Absolutely yes to these retro releases

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE MUMMY’ will return to theaters on April 26 to celebrate the film’s 25th anniversary.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Oh my fuck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jeffrey Wright has been cast alongside Denzel Washington in Spike Lee’s ‘HIGH AND LOW’

The film will be remake of Akira Kurosawa’s crime thriller of the same name.

(Source: Deadline)

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

I mean… haven’t you already seen the movie? Is it or isn’t it, you coward?!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jordan Peele says ‘MONKEY MAN’ has the potential to be one of his favorite films.

(Source: @APEntertainment)

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

I’d pay to see Austin butler take a crack at it.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

the problem here is they have to cast someone who is conventionally attractive, a good actor, and is a little freak. not something many have all three of.

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

When entertainment conglomerates started doing presentations at fan conventions that were like shareholder presentations, complete with slides showing which films were coming out during which financial quarter, some of them without a title or script, things got very dark

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Maybe instead of being mad that the one movie you saw all year didn’t get a nom in EVERY category, it would be cool to like, go see all the movies and performances that did get nominated. And like, use that as a way to discover cool new movies that DIDN’T make $1.4B

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Just for a little context, spielburg didn’t get nominated for directing jaws, okay? It’s a pretty big recognition that a super expensive commercial got nominated for best picture, if you ask me.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Being 100% serious when I say I would absolutely prefer stuff like this over 90% of the cgi shit I see in movies today

[Jed @Jedshepherd]

Every year I post this video and every year it makes me happy. Pure Cinema. 🐶👊

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Not really seeing what all the true detective season 4 haters are on about. Sorry you don’t get to hear mcconaughy say stuff like “psychosohere,” but i hate to break it to you… the writing on that show has always been super mid. Just enjoy the spooky cold mystery, damn.

[Cagy Cilantro @SCraigC]

Okay but like, you’re really gonna go to some of the most beautiful locations in the world and shoot them in black and white?

[Netflix @netflix]

Who is Tom Ripley? Andrew Scott stars in the new limited series Ripley. Premiering April 4th.