Sweet Kerosene

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

Thank you @billieeilish for spending 825 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/DduJOQiIau

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Laughter Permitted with Julie Foudy: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/oP9K6aLExE

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

Show this tweet some love if you're awake for the @USWNT right now.

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

@devonsaysrelax can't help but feel some type of way about the article on Encanto. The representation value is huge. What's wrong w/the house or Lin? Smh

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

I just wrote a review on Pacifier Cord https://t.co/ZgYr0znN0k via @yotpo

[Josh the Boy King @striderepiphany]

I've been thinking about this joke for 3 days

[𝙺𝚛𝚒𝚜 ₊˚⊹ ᥫ᭡ @pluckita]

Offspring from the back seat:

"Mommy, look how pink that lady is."
Yes she's very pink.
"Yeah, like a ham."

[The Shooters Mindset @ShootersMindset]

The Shooter's Mindset Blog has been integrated into the mobile app. #theshootersmindset… https://t.co/eP3N4SuzC4

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

Boys are retarded. Which just simply makes us even worse. And men, are just overgrown boys.

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

People should have mute buttons while loitering in public. And by people I mean boys.

[✨ruby red 🌹 @ruby_baybeeh]

If we can't hold a conversation, sorry we can't be friends, or anything at that ☺

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

I want to work in BrowardCounty because what better than to teach English to multicultural youth in this little piece of paradise! #BCPSWAVE

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

Like when you really want to shake someone for their lack of depth.

[Sweet Kerosene @SDAlessandri]

#VSCO @CarvelIceCream #Finally #GoodThingsComeToThoseWhoWait #NotSharin #ItsBeenALongWeek