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[John Aerni @John_Aerni]

.@stoolpresidente sounds about right

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Sad news as the SDBA did not host any games today due to the fact that everyone quit. #Iwonderwhy #Jkitscuzmanno #Corruptcommish

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This just in: The rumors were falsified. Manno actually HAS a pussy, in other words no new news to be seen here.

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Breaking News: Manno is a pussy

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BREAKING NEWS: League Commissioner Johnny "Corrupt Commissioner" Manno has stepped down from power. The league is officially in shambles

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Another one is out as the player strike of 2017 gets worse #screwmanno #corruptcommissioner

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Correction: Devan doesn't care and vows "my team will beat whoever is put in front of us at any given time" Manno won't stop crying tho

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It's been reported that Manno and Devan haven't stopped bitching since the deal was finalized, underachieving role players talkin like stars

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The Dirkenschnoffs owner/player/coach Masen McManamon has traded himself and Schmock for Aerni and Toby. The SDBA is goin up in flames

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Today we lost a great player in his rookie season @toby_comer

Here are a few last words he wanted shared with the league:

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It's been quite the relaxing weekend in the SDBA... but don't let this make you forget the Shnoffs got pummeled by 30 points on Friday

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Schnoff's want this beast bad but Manno is reportedly being a huge fag about it and wont't trade bear

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Rumors swirling around top 5 player in the league, Kevin (KDbear) Dever. Sources say Dever wants out of the Melkmin and is exploring options

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This HAS to be illegal!!!! Banned, former league member, Jake "I'm banned from the league" Lozinski, takes in the game

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Ball hogging Johnny Manno and the Melkmin down late but making a major and ferocious comeback to take the lead 46-45

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The underman'ed Schnoff's take the dick 51-17. McManamon takes drastic measures and drops everyone on the team, more to come.

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Shnoffs who? The Grampas stick it in the Shnoff's shnoffs by a score of 50-17... ohhhh that's dirty you Grampas

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Marty Walsh has claimed to turn the Dirty Grampas on team ownership... "lions don't worry about the opinion of sheep, you phony" -JSully

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Hate to see this happen to Marty Walsh. Kid has nowhere to go in this league. He had a family too #RestUpWalsh

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Marty Walsh was dropped by the Dirty Grampas

Riley Baumbick was acquired by the Dirty Grampas

Brian Lentz was acquired by the Schnoffs