shawshh

Who you callin a cootie queen you lint licker \_~.~_/🥔

[shawshh @SDNeff]

Gets me everytime

[𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 @i0scarLopez]

Pink Matter starts:

Me:

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@AmericanAir 3 of my bags have been lost for 4 days and I’ve been on hold for 8hrs, how is that possible and where are my bags?

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I can’t be in my house for two seconds without getting bit by a mosquito 🦟

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Why I don’t go out...

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It’s so hard to get out of bed when your dog just wants to cuddle 💕🐕

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Someone just tried to give me a fist bump 🤦🏼‍♀️ this is how it went...

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Ohmurgurd i passed the GWAR!

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@uhh_del DAS MY COUSSIN!

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@brown_tot #myInspo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️

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@Tanyaa_V Porque jew laav me

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@brown_tot Ima join you on this journey lol

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@Tanyaa_V @Vee__Emm Your welcome

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Update: there was no miracle-.-

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It’ll be a Christmas Miracle if I don’t have to go to work today because of the rain🤞🏼

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Even if I have no idea what a speaker is talking about, I like to nod and pretend to be really interested just so I can be supportive, especially if they seem nervous. #gradschool

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My current go-to meme

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Idk why i always think I’m not gonna need a belt #me