Michael Emery

[Michael Emery @SDPatriotVet]

This is me ridin' out of Dallas with Micah, the day Jerry traded him. 1st 24 years were great (thanks to Roger, Emmitt, Troy, Dorsett, White, Pearson, Hill, Irvin, Bates, Newton, Rafferty, Stepnoski, Novacek, Everson, Harvey, and Too Tall) but the last 30 years has been cheesy.

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@MicahhParsons11

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@FOS No PED rules in the carribean while they groom young players. (and change their ages to win LLWS Championships)

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@Variety Bruce who?

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@snapoutofit52 @IntEngineering There's a level to responsible parenting. Forgetting your child but he's OK is not the level I'm describing.

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@steven_pol4022 @IntEngineering I feel like I forgot somrthing... gee...was it my homework?....was it my deodorant?...was it my wallet?...was it tying my shoes?...was it brushing my teeth?...nope! Rememered all of those! Oh, yeah! That's right! I have a child and I'm responsible for them!

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@IntEngineering ...or, you can actually remember you have a child.

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@historyinmemes Umbrella stand for high society?

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@igrand5 @Rainmaker1973 San Andreas is the best thing that can happen to a Newsom and Pelosi California.

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@JessicaArt74033 Finger length negates the weird left hand versus right hand over the heart of this flipped photo.

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@JessicaArt74033 100% fact that remains can be identified male or female based on the ration of the index and ring finger. Males have a longer ring finger than index and women have a shorter ring finger or one of equal length to the index.

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@JessicaArt74033 *ratio

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@0ivankaTrump1 #WINNING

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@astrodustX Her life.

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@SarahWorkx I'd be very tempted to offer bacon to the child and end ever sentence with "my brother in Christ".

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@jennyhwy A male who was abused physically, psychologically, or both by your father (or lack of a father).

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@Jennifer55gt Too easy. Watch band pin.

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@AndrewRamt3051 @nypost Short driver left more leg room for the bigger of the 2.

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@Rainmaker1973 Homelessness SHOULD be uncomfortable. It's not a goal or a plan B.