Stewart Denew

Just a guy, drifting in whimsy & bad puns

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@qikipedia It was part of a sponsorship deal; "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spritz"

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@qikipedia ...and US healthcare has been taking the piss ever since?

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@TheCinesthetic

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@qikipedia Turned out a lot more popular than the temple to Xipe Totec offering long pork scratchings

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@PCSpecialist number 4, looks like you could fit an internal dvd/bluray drive in there, it's nigh-impossible to find cases with that capacity now

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@qikipedia The ones they receive or the ones they dish out?

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@sortedfood biscuits with 2 layers & a filling in between eg. custard creams must be separated & it's oddly satisfying to get a perfect split with all on only 1 of them.

Separating a jammy dodger without breaking either of the layers is the tricky one

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@qikipedia What's the odds they were just skint, hungry, saw the grant application form & saw a solution?

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@Larawithabird Or you could go for a custom job

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@qikipedia The others are flamingstays

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@awk_ashleigh Watership Down, Plague Dogs, Where the Wind Blows

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@BillBailey Sounds like there's an interesting venn diagram there

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@RevRichardColes Clearly the player got booked.

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@ChrisAvellone I wanna say about £30 here in UK

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@NoContextBrits not as long and hard as they pretend though

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@YorkshireTea I make tea like this most mornings, it's easier to get it in the flask to take to work.

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@NoContextBrits So that last gary won't even make it to 60. Wonder if he knows?

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