Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

views my own, mediocre drummer, mildly offensive human, above average father…allegedly

[Clive Stafford Smith @CliveSSmith]

I see things have changed while I have been travelling abroad: it used to be that ministers resigned because of relatively minor violations of law. Here, Robert Jenrick resigns because Sunak's Rwanda bill doesn't sufficiently violate international law https://t.co/xVwBCTjLiA

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

Pretty sure I just drank an entire large latte made with off milk because I didn't want to complain...and it cost a fiver.

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@sizehelpteam ordered a pair of shoes, arrived but were not even remotely close to what I ordered. Told I need to return at my cost, then you’ll cancel my order and refund me…and I then need to re-order?

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@stu_kel_ It’s no Lipstick https://t.co/JJFVihrktB

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@MimiVonPeach

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@PolitlcsUK @HeinzJunkins @Lawton_Times 😂😂😂

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: Match of the Day commentators may also BOYCOTT tomorrow's show

[@Lawton_Times]

[Matt Lawton @Lawton_Times]

Understand Match of the Day commentators may also boycott tomorrow’s show. Talks taking place with union reps. More to follow @thetimes shortly.

[Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh]

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Suella Braverman hosting Match of the Day this weekend. ⚽️🥲#MOTD #garylineker #ianwright #alanshearer

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@AndyRTodd Niche tweet but I like it 👍

[PictureThis Scotland @74frankfurt]

Scottish Cuisine: Rolls and mince. (Pic: u/Happy_Arker)

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@valmcdermid @LlaurenLyle Woop! 🙌🙌

[Bruce Fummey @Bruce_Fummey]

My response to Downing St invitation

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

Dropped youngest at childminder…cloudbusting has so many bangers I drove the long way home. Missed my 0830 call 😂@BBC6Music @laurenlaverne

[Joseph Elliott @J_Elliott94]

Has the social contract between generations been broken?

A person born in 1956 will on average have have paid £940k in tax during their life, but are forecast to receive state benefits amounting to £1.2m, net £291k.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

That's it. That's the story.

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Happy Jedmas 2022! Love Jedward

[Scott from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SDothebartman]

@RCunningham_MMM East Fife legend