Almost Died
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, sonic prime was on the tv.
He suddenly started watching and shot himself in the head.
Thank God
Eggma'am: "Where's my little blue bitch at?"
"Ooo Ooo here i am!"
Eggma'am: "Who's a good little rodent bitch for mommy?"
"I am I am I am!"
Eggma'am: "Good now take it like a good little whore"
"Yippee! Glory to the Eggma'am empire!"