Humpty Dunphy

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

"I can't work on Sundays due to religious reasons"
"What religious reasons?"
"Paying tribute to the football gods"

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

@CheyAndrews I fucking cried when I saw this lmao

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@CheyAndrews Lmao true

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@c1bones I'm gonna have to take a raincheck on that

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I give up on life... I just got an email begging me to buy a fidget spinner..

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@_Stifled @NardInThePaint @smashxmouth @c1bones It OK I still love you

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

@_Stifled @smashxmouth @c1bones @NardInThePaint Thanks for the mention pat

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

retweet to remind a Falcons fan what day it is

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dunn Dime 😷 https://t.co/lMZUqNSFJG

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

@osculus_ @HockeyCashMoney @KHaayes it's about time

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Damn... hogan is having an amazing game

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What a game today by both Dion Lewis on offense and Logan Ryan on defense dudes are playing their hearts out

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@KHaayes aww that's so sweet 😘

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Dion Lewis is incredible

[Jake Morey @J_Morey23]

If you're gonna be my friend, family or whatever, be straight up with me. Never been about someone that consistently lies.

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

@SethDunphy on the other side of the road 😆

[Humpty Dunphy @SDunph]

So I get out of my driveway to go to work and my car does a 480 degree turn almost takes out two cars and a telephone pole and ended up