Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano.

|Parody Account.||@WcrzoneQveen dropped into my heart.|

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

> 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰. <
- 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

- ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.

- ʟᴇᴡᴅ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

- ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.

- ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ.

>𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠.<

[ビッグダディの三女. |Not @utami0914.| @MarvelQueenAce]

> 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢. <
- 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

- ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.

- ʟᴇᴡᴅ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

- ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.

- ʙʀᴀᴛᴛʏ.

- ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ.

>𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠.<

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

- ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ.

- ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ.

> 𝗥𝗧 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲? <

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

> 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰. <
- 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

- ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.

- ʟᴇᴡᴅ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

- ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.

- ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ.

>𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠.<

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

- ᴄʟᴇᴀɴ ꜱʟꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅ.

- ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜰᴇᴡ ʟɪᴍɪᴛꜱ.

- ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ: ᴀɴᴀʟ, ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ꜱᴡᴇᴀᴛ ʟɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ, ᴘɪꜱꜱ, ʜᴀɪʀ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ, ꜰɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ, ꜱᴄᴀᴛ, ʀɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@ModelVeteran Yeah I do.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@ModelVeteran ..Shit.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@ModelVeteran Yes, well there's a simple solution to that theory.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@The_DakotaKai Looking in the mirror again, Kota?

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@HungDaddyBecky We should hang out sometime.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

As are you.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

@The_DakotaKai Yes?

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

Only the best for ya, Nattie.

[The Queen of Harts @BestThereEverBe]

Oh I know. I also noticed you added some cream too. Chocolate and cum is a nice combination.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

Well, I know how much you love it, so I just gotta do it, you know?

[The Queen of Harts @BestThereEverBe]

Ronda is not only a great partner but also a good kitten by making me hot chocolate coffee. She's the best for a reason.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

I may have been screwed out of getting the title, but at least I can still celebrate @QueenofSpadesSB having her title

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

Alexa, You just made the worst decision of your life. You didn't just make a random enemy, You made an enemy out of Ronda freaking Rousey.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

"Oof." https://t.co/UBSBdF7CiH

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

Huh, cool.

[Meghan 'Valkyrie.' Castellano. @SEALValkyrie]

When you're scrolling through Twitter and you read "Piss off" as "Piss on" and you start choking on water