Breaking: The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Bobby Witt Jr for a 2028 fifth round pick, two McChickens, and a blowjob, sources tell Willie’s Nutsack
BREAKING: Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the University of Georgia have announced a $60 Million, 6 year sponsorship deal which will include jersey patches on football, men’s basketball, women’s basketball, and all other NCAA sports at the university.
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