⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ'𝐍 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

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󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍' 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐘?
󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 <3

󠀠󠀠󠀠

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@GETST0NED Atleast yer worth something now, ey??

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@GETST0NED Doesn't count, lalalalala.

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@GETST0NED So technically I should be freed from my punishment if yer not my real brother 😘

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

Ehhh??

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@NATURESGRAVITY More cooch than me?? Doll, lemme enlighten ya, I been around the block a few times.. Wouldn't mind adding another tally, if ya know what I mean, Pidge.

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

IF IT ISNT MY FAVORITE STONE-FACED BITCH!!!!
@NATURESGRAVITY

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@NATURESGRAVITY If you ever call him my daddy again, I'd have to crack YER HEAD like a fuckin' egg, babe. Let's not talk about the tub of lard, let's focus on uusss~

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@NATURESGRAVITY Its poetically possible, you negative nancy. Jesus, how far are your panties up yer snatch?? Take a JOKE, WOMAN.

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@NATURESGRAVITY No, I think we should be EVEN CLOSER. Like so close our atoms are touchin'..

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@GETST0NED @klownf00lery

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

Can you leave me out of yer conversations

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @FIRSTDICKK]

How hard did your brother hit you in the head i swear there is some damage left...

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

— Hes slowly turning around to pin Adam with a scowl.

"Is that anyway ta talk to a stranger, because that's what we are. I have noooo idea who ya are."

— Clicking his tongue as he gestures towards the area around them.

"Oh, yes, allow me to get the red carpet."

[·✶·- ! ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ! - ·✶· @Adam_Protector]

ᅠ

“ You’re in
𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 , fucker . I sure
as SHIT know a kid like
you doesn’t have any
assistants . “

He grumbled , arms
crossed .

“ Is that ANY way
to treat your father ,
too ? “

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

— Fixing the First Man with an apathetic stare, Cain did what any normal person would and turned on his heel.

"Nah, not today. Schedule an appointment with my assistant."

— He doesnt even have an assistant, he just didn't wanna deal with this shit.

"Go away."

[·✶·- ! ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ! - ·✶· @Adam_Protector]

ᅠ

Blink . Blink .

“ 𝐇𝐄𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘 kiddo ! —-
Can’t believe I’m fuckin’
running into 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ! . . “

Adam sounded
surprisingly nervous ,
perhaps it had been the
fact that he hadn’t
seen them in millennia .

“ How’s it goiiinnnnggg ? “

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@HOLYENTITLEMENT heh, you *was* married t' her. not anymore, dicknips.

and ill tell ya what 'm gonna do. im gonna shove my boot up yer ass and make ya taste RUBBER.

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

@TVDEM0NS yer a fan of deez nuts

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

you look like a 14 year olds edgy oc, so im gonna guess yer also a batshit dweeb with a god complex

[ᅠ𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃ᅠᅠ ⸝ ᅠᅠ 𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘝𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕ᅠ.ᐟᅠᅠ🏳️‍⚧️ @TVDEM0NS]

ᅠᅠ
who's y'all? i'm fucking normal.

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

— To be frank with you, Cain didn't bullshit often around Hell.. but he was feeling antsy being stuck in his underground bunker, so why not head out and cause some trouble?

Instead, trouble found him. In the form of Mr. Dick-For-Brains himself.

"Oh, yer shittin' me."

[·✶·- ! ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ! - ·✶· @Adam_Protector]

@SECONDOFMAN

—-

How long had it
really been ? Adam
wasn’t necessarily
too sure .

After his life
on Earth ended ,
he hadn’t spoken with
his other son in nearly
a few thousand years .

Sooo . When
he accidentally
bumped into him
whilst out exploring

+

[⃝𖤐𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 @SECONDOFMAN]

you aren't even worth the fuck that it took to create me, dude

[·✶·- ! ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ! - ·✶· @Adam_Protector]

I wish I invented
protection in Eden after the whole banishment thing .

Maybe me and your mother could’ve done better