Essie C. Girl

We are much, much better than you. At everything. Even our problems. SEC girls.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Finals! Graduation! Sundresses! Bottomless mimosas! Unwanted sexual advances! Summertime!

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Hi baes 😘

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Question, is my headache worse than Nick Saban's?

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Wait.

I just remembered Ole Miss beat Bama. LOLOLOL

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Nothing beats the Steve face. 🙌🏼 https://t.co/KEKQvFmQmu

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Does anyone else expect full denim uniforms out of both Florida and Kentucky? #jorts #UFvsUK

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

These fireball shots are almost as aggressive as LSU fans.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

So many shotguns and I still haven't given my number to that hot alumni daddy yet. Changing that ayyy-sap. Updates to follow. 🍻🎀🏈🎶🏆

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

UGA and USC, let's make this a little more fun... someone go streaking across the field please?

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Oh look, the Tigers got stomped by the Tigers. #tigerontigercrime #AUvsLSU

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Hey ya'll. 😘

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

I see the Hollywood sign from this rooftop party and I'm like... eh, not close enough. So, I'm ready to be back in the South. #secgirlprobs

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

It's Sunday night again. Let your debilitating Monday blues commence, my friends.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

I hope your Christmas Eve is full of love and cheer and awkward conversations with grandma about why you live with your BF out of wedlock.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

I hope your Christmas Eve is full of love and cheer and awkward conversations with your aunts about why you're still single.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Already stumbled & spilled my cocktail. Cheers to Gameday! #SECgirlproblems

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

@CollegeGameDay heading to back go back SEC towns. Well DUH, we are the best. #SECgirlproblems

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

Prom. An outdoor wedding. NASCAR Race. Yes, @CollegeGameDay that is tailgating in the SEC. #SECgirlproblems

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Chris Fowler with the SEC Swoop wig and the fake southern accent. Greatest thing ever.

[Essie C. Girl @SECgirlproblems]

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was... ITS OCTOBER 3rd! #MeanGirlsAppreciationDay #SECgirlproblems