Dave “Cravin a Cold One” Matthews

The barn. Poor golfer. Blackstone enthusiast. Aspiring day drinker. Don’t shake the tree when the fruit ain’t ripe

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@coachjhenry90 2.5 beers isn’t nearly enough. Should have that many down already by first pitch. Godspeed soldier

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@ImtheJamflowman Blue rose stroll is a great pull. Already lined up to see Guvs 20 year anniversary tour this summer

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@alltimegoober Amen brother

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@smokingyourweed @fece_lord Already taken

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@swampfox1865 Goes without saying that there are dozens of both of these items just out of frame, Francis

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Nice and simple (this and 1 billion moon pies)

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@the_tom_allen They will run ya 38$, Tom. BOL and enjoy the tournament

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Multiple T100 logos spotted shopping at Aldi today

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The beatings will continue until morale improves

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Please attach Steven Pearl to the next missile headed for iran

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@69jablomi Seems fair

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Need a consensus to settle a debate. Is there any appropriate situation to wear a smathers&branson belt with a suit?

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@fece_lord Finished this one a couple weeks ago, Pete. Great read, currently working on picking out which Chernow to read next

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Hard to keep up morale while staring down the barrel of the next 30+ thursdays without football

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Wake up
Coffee (black)
Take out frustration on dog
Bible
Gym
50 makes
Immaculate grid
#automatic

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@headyravenclaw Good stuff Bo. The road, Bo Jackson, and Phil lesh books were 3 of my favorites this year as well

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Inspiring performance from the 70 y/o attacking the gym in the classic HS receiver gloves. Stay ready, don’t have to get ready

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@primetimepetty Johnnys in Homewood

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I don’t love anything as much as short guys love wearing hokas