SEGA Support

Welcome to Sega's ''official'' support page. Have a question? Ask us! *parody*

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

I will give all the help I can, but if you're asking for legitimate help, I'm not your guy! This is just a parody.

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

update: we told him we're sending him to speak with a therapist and he responded by saying "gotta go fast!" and then immediately faceplanting into a wall at full speed

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

we've told sonic so many times to get a job to help us during these troubling times but every time he says "nobody's faster than me!" and runs away from his problems. send help

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

not to mention that response makes no sense. he thinks it's related to what we said. we may have him sent to talk to someone

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

I want to punt them. every single one of them. I'm gonna take my boots and punt them so fucking hard

[SEGA Forever @SEGAForever]

We're going quackers (sorry/not sorry) for these Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman TUBBZ from @NumskullDesigns!

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[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

time to get creative! something I could never do and never will be able to do

[SEGA @SEGA]

There are still a couple of days left to enter this weeks #WhatIfHumankind meme contest before the next theme!

Create a meme to enter for a chance to win!

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

I'm not paid enough to be funny. what you get is what you get. tell sega to give me a higher budget please

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

I should have worked for nintendo

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

y'know I've told the higher ups at sega that asking a literal monkey for game ideas doesn't work but they refuse to listen. so if you're wondering why our games have sucked for the last few years, that's why

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

there have been talks every few months of shutting down sega. I dread every time they decide against it. pull the damn trigger already

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

just heard that disliking something isn't a personality trait. sad news for about 90% of twitter

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

we're bringing sexy back

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

who do you call when a blue hedgehog goes missing? asking for a friend

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

yo I just learned how to breathe out of my ass

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

speaking of canceling people, why hasn't Sonic been canceled yet? he's done very questionable things

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

Feeling bored, might do some cocaine, seems to be the cool thing everyone does nowadays.

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

@ToadParody I'm a parody but I'm just getting started and have no idea what to tweet about yet, lmao.

[SEGA Support @SEGASupport]

I will give all the help I can, but if you're asking for legitimate help, I'm not your guy! This is just a parody.