midget on stilts

twenty and deranged

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

if anyone wants me to make a diss track on anyone lmk ill do it for the low low price of free

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

no bc what do you mean i loved and nurtured you and now youre just giving me an irish goodbye

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

haunt season ending as a higher up is like watching your first born die

[Abby Goldberg @abbyg427]

i could really go for some foo foo in a goosey

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

abigail and i were talking about foods id like to try and i brought up fufu and egusi, her being the wonderful girlfriend she is she looks it up and tries to see if there is any near us. this is what she looked up. no lie /srs

[softwarefootbath @sofwarefootbath]

please i just want to watch spop again

[heavenlybluntrotation @heavenlyblunty]

Me when it’s plaster

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

@murdburger we went halfsies on that☹️

[☆ JC ... (. .*)β @J3WELETTE]

dysfunctional family from hell at a glance then you look upon their purple skin and smile to yourself. They are beautifully functional. In a way that only makes sense to them.

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

id rather be woke then sleep

[heavenlybluntrotation @heavenlyblunty]

guys selbee is sundowning and im scared

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

jc i know youre gonna see this when you wake up. i apologize, your papas are okay now

[softwarefootbath @sofwarefootbath]

ha. ha. ha. ya right selbee
make me wanna hang from a tree
shouldve retroactively aborted you at 3
couldnt even make friends with vera lee
sorry. that was deep.
you entering the chat got me praying as i sleep
bless my portaginity to keep
u light like a hair call u an easy sweep

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

@murdburger hey @murdburger
chicken leg lookin thang
what a butter churner
bro always has the jitters
bc she gets no cliter💔
fix that damn knee up man
talking about my vag like its her ham
stain on the ceiling smells like cheese
im out here murking you like mr. voorhees!

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

if anyone wants me to make a diss track on anyone lmk ill do it for the low low price of free

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

bros digital footprint is horrendous and its all bc of this app @murdburger

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

@J3WELETTE i can tell this is created from the heart

[☆ JC ... (. .*)β @J3WELETTE]

Well I’ll be a useless lil water stealer that generates things people should already know how to do ! you’re a real kind soul for bringin’ me guests ! - OLB

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

create from the heart, dont let something without a heart create for you

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

i said yes🎉🥳🎉🥳🥳🎉🥳!!!!!

to tacobell❤️

[midget on stilts @SELBEEEEEE]

the less poop the better❤️

[☆ JC ... (. .*)β @J3WELETTE]

fuck she pea’d on my nut . Call dat peanut