Pink Shoe LaRue

I used to be the biggest pimp in Las Vegas. Now I'm a life coach, dating guru, and self-help author.

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"Before you fall in love with a girl, make sure you like her without make up on. Because that’s what..." http://t.co/OgpRtuE1

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PIMP GOSPEL VOL. 1 - WHILE YOU MAKIN CUTE LITTLE MIX CDS, ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECTS, AND OIL PAINTINGS AND POE… http://t.co/Dd6RhR3d

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“Hi Pink Shoe Larue, I'm having a boy I really like over for dinner next week and I really want to impres…” http://t.co/snTjQZQz

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“Dear Pink Shoe Larue, none of the bitches at the bars like me, none of the bitches at school like me, no…” http://t.co/zn49nqrD

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“How do you fuck a girl that says she is waiting until marriage?” - I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST... BUT I'LL TAKE … http://t.co/4vS3DeFn

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue Do guys like it when girls shave their arms?” - HOW BOUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN SPECIFICITY B… http://t.co/hECYszL5

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“i met this guy over the summer and we only recently started talking.. we hung out a few days ago and it …” http://t.co/0oTLDRof

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“Mr. Pink Shoe Larue Hi, so my boyfriend and I have been dating a while, but he still acts like the girl …” http://t.co/vfapuFeo

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I've known this guy for almost 7 yrs, we used to be pretty close, and I was terrib…” http://t.co/ATq5g3RA

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“What should I do? My bitch, who has ignored me for 2 weeks, didn't even wish me happy new year or replie…” http://t.co/WBrbvjpi

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“I understand bitches should wait 90 days to fuck a guy, but we have needs too! and it's not like a vibra…” http://t.co/cjruEKTm

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“so ive been talking to this guy for about a month now, but he is WAY too clingy and constantly wants to …” http://t.co/1y8arLzE

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“Do you think I should open a Roth IRA account? -Anonymous” - ANSWER:
IF YOU HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN EMPLOYER FUND… http://t.co/YRWuLy3P

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, How can I make a guy my bitch? Like how do these girls get guys all whipped and wh…” http://t.co/FQvNJesL

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, I've liked this guy, and he was interested in me as well. And one night I was at h…” http://t.co/6x9gcx2h

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“Sooo I kinda slept with this dude the night I met him and have since discovered that I kinda like him (o…” http://t.co/pwb11eti

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, my girlfriend's birthday is soon and she has told me something that I can get her …” http://t.co/VyNZITu1

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“Dear Pink Shoe Laroue, There's this girl. I'm head over heels for her, absolutely enamored. However, I a…” http://t.co/26EywQGB

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“Dear Pink Shoe LaRue, What's the difference between love and being in love?” - Anonymous
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HAPPY NEW YEARS PIMPS AND PIMPETTES! I'M GETTIN' READY TO PLAY SOME CARDS WITH A COUPLE THOROUGHBRED, THICK B… http://t.co/8kCUXMUe