Derek Hobson

I do a little bit of one thing for a lot of different people.

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

As someone who did not like Toy Story 2-4… Toy Story 5 is fucking incredible.

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

Google Ads to delete shorter term performance data starting June 1st based on new data retention policy https://t.co/eQSJ7PayaS

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

I was today years old when I realized a blowtorch is a chefs tool foremost, a welder or hobbyist’s second.

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

If this is not already an ad for a locksmith company, it NEEDS to be.

[sofia @sofiatieger]

To be fair those types of locks are hell

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

@rustybrick What are the top 5 you’re most proud of?

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

IYKYK

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

I mean, I'm not crazy right? This looks like a frat party photo with red solo cups swapped out with open hands, pointing fingers, microphones, and peace signs.

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

I do wonder if Reddit had to change their slogan due to the partnership with Google. Like “front page of the internet” would sound awfully suspicious vs the innocuous “heart of the internet.”

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

@encryptedav @yoyouzhii @grok LORD'S WORK. Thank you!

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

@yoyouzhii I can purchase this where?

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

Merchant Center feed being listed as a "Google" source in AI Mode 🤔

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

I’ve flown on planes in the 90s. I get people who’d get annoyed by crying children then — I was one of them. It today, noise canceling headphones are a dime a dozen, doesn’t make sense to be annoyed by crying children anymore.

Now backseat kickers…

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

@rustybrick Seeing this blown up for the first time and I’m seeing the eyebrows do not cleanly disconnect from their lower half.

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

I do click through more on ChatGPT than anything else… and Gemini literally saved me $800 in travel fare.

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

ICYMI: ChatGPT Ads click-through rate data but how does it compare to Google or Bing??? https://t.co/TNmiVdvGBN

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

Loved getting a chance to share marketing perspectives with Omar Reyes! https://t.co/H1juRbhlFB

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

Careful, the PBN domain repurposers are scavenging...

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

https://t.co/IYScEQ2oLu shuts down after almost 30 years :( https://t.co/aZTddfyMmV

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

That's brilliant! Skip the trial and get 25% off 👏👏👏

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

Deindexing more... or catching AI regurgitation? Pretty sure we're gonna reflect on The Matrix: Resurrections and recognize you can't just juice bots, you gotta keep the human component alive.

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

ICYMI: Google Search deindexing URLs at higher rates??? https://t.co/1q3TR4ex8m

[Derek Hobson @SEO_Humorist]

@fighto aaaaaah, I understand what you meant now. I feel like I get something repeatable for 2-3 weeks and then 💨

it changes.