Seribot

H-Hello...! Welcome to Spirits and Such! Please, help yourself to some tea. (manga quotes and shitposts. bot/rp)

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Go back. I don't want to hurt you.

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Me: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Shimazaki: kill two

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Me: S-So, you come here often?
Reigen, in his own office:

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Me: we’re not getting the onesies. thats not in our office budget
[jumpcut to Reigen, Dimple, and Serizawa wearing kigurumis]
Me: we got the onesies

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I have to warn you. Come any closer to me and you'll get hurt. I'm not a regular human being.

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Trans Rights!

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Me: Please. Stop setting things on fire just to see what will happen. Fire is what will happen.
Shou: But what if, just this once, something else did? How would we ever know, without setting it on fire in the first place?

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Reigen: Your smile? It makes my day.
Me: Your happiness? I live for that.
Dimple: A room? Get one.

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Reigen: never microwave a caprisun
Me: what’d you do
Reigen: I microwaved a caprisun

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Me: can you pick up milk?
Reigen: [lifts gallon] yea it’s pretty easy
Me: no, from the store
Reigen: I would imagine it weighs the same there too

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Me: …are you okay?
Reigen, contorting his body in ways I didn't know were possible, dramatically collapsing on the office couch: I’m having me time

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Me: is anybody else scared?
Dimple: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

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Reigen: There must've been some girl you liked, right?
Me: No I'm just gay

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Reigen: Kin of you
Me: No doubles

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Me: Has anyone seen my partner?
Someone: how do they look like?
Me, crying: BEAUTIFUL

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Me, answering the phone: Hello?
Reigen: It's Reigen
Me: What did he do this time?
Reigen: What? No, it's Reigen speaking.
Me:
Me: What did you do this time?

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since you won’t be able to contact me for a month, I’ve left a complimentary bowl of advice.

for instance, “Reigen, stop doing that”. Just applies to everything.

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Reigen: Right, Serizawa?
Me, playing elevator music in my head: Sure

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Not now Reigen I have homework

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Reigen: I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick.
Me: No offense, Reigen, but you’re the sidekick.