—𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.

about 4 years ago

https://t.co/qkuZrAWJ69

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3 months ago

“sounds like you would.”

3 months ago

“Well no one fucking encourages it, babe.”

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3 months ago

“no offense, but I’m going to try and discourage that kind of behavior if it pops up.”

3 months ago

“Call me when he starts torturin’ animals.”

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3 months ago

“yeah. it must suck for you.”

𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑩𝑶 ; player character . valdivian's least paid employee .

4 months ago

“Womp womp.”

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Who to follow

4 months ago

“he’s a toddler, and somehow he’s already more mature than you.”

4 months ago

“Can’t be a baby. You have the baby.”

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4 months ago

“don’t be a baby.”

4 months ago

“Fine.” Grumpy.

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4 months ago

“that’s not the point. just shoot me a text or something an hour before.”

4 months ago

“You ain’t gonna be my downfall, babe, I can tell you that.”

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4 months ago

//but also idk if they’ve ever discussed how vange’s mom died

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4 months ago

//jerome is a little bit stupid ♡

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4 months ago

“because I have a gun, jerome, and break-in based trauma.”

4 months ago

“Why, you gut a guy over?”

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4 months ago

“it’s not like you don’t know where it is. you’re always welcome, just…make sure to give me some notice.”

4 months ago

“…I guess so. But still.”

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4 months ago

he’s not acting like it.

4 months ago

Jerome is a grown man.

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4 months ago

“I already owned the lake house…and it’s safer up there.”

4 months ago

“…And Lark would’ve really not wanted you to crash with us. Why not an apartment in the city?”

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4 months ago

but jerome is.

4 months ago

I really want to help, But- It’s not my baby

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The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus

4 months ago

would he like them to make him something?

4 months ago

Too much effort to get off the couch

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4 months ago

I know, I know. but that’s my baby he’s being rude about.

4 months ago

Vange. You’re mostly alright, but you should know by now the kind of man my husband is.

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The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus

4 months ago

too much effort to run the microwave for a few minutes?

4 months ago

Pass Too much effort

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4 months ago

lark.

4 months ago

And when I say… I don’t care?

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4 months ago

“exactly. well, it’s not like I could raise him in the dorm.”

4 months ago

“Even if it’s not perfect, it’s still better. Would’ve preferred if you guys didn’t move so far away.”

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4 months ago

“kinda part of the point…you and I didn’t have great situations. I want his to be better.”

4 months ago

“Better than how I grew up.”

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4 months ago

“I’m keeping the sex ed appropriate, don’t worry. point is, as things stand, he isn’t aware of anything that might be missing, or that by society’s standards, that there’s anything missing at all.”