@MOUSENTR0USE ⠀
⠀ ⠀( she just leans over and takes a bite out of the side facing her . it’s not that big of a bite , really . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀phanks . i mhiss cheeshe .
⠀
⠀ ⠀( spoken mid - chew . )
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@MOUSENTR0USE ⠀
⠀ ⠀but like , think about it for a second .
⠀
⠀ ⠀you’re the face of this guild , yes ? you’re what everyone sees first , which means you’re probably the easiest to get to should *anything* happen .
⠀
⠀ ⠀i’m just saying , you miiiiiight want to consider !
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@MOUSENTR0USE ⠀
⠀ ⠀( so nothing in particular . . does she get paid to enjoy herself ? )
⠀
⠀ ⠀sounds fun . .
⠀
⠀ ⠀( she wants in . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀you uh , ever considered yourself in need of a bodyguard ?
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@MOUSENTR0USE ⠀
⠀ ⠀( hand on her chin , making a fake thinking face . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀( incredibly cute , even . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀it’s true ! you’re like , the cutest person i’ve seen so far .
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@MOUSENTR0USE ⠀
⠀ ⠀ah - nothing really . i just wanted to play along for a little .
⠀
⠀ ⠀( her smugness gave way to a genuine smile , even a short little giggle . )
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⠀ ⠀people , animals , fruits , anything - ! it’s not complicated to visualize what they look like when split in half . 💢
⠀
⠀ ⠀i don’t even get a word of what you’re saying !!
⠀
⠀
⠀ ⠀( what a fatty . remind her of all those obscenely gluttonous nobles back home . )
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⠀ ⠀what hell do you mean ? how am i supposed to cut something that i cant swing through ?!
⠀
⠀ ⠀( she really can’t wrap her head around the more conceptual uses of her ability . )
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⠀⠀𝐘ou know . . .
⠀⠀( Uka begins pouring her after
⠀⠀fat ass meal tea into two cute
⠀⠀little cups . )
⠀⠀Form , speed , accuracy ,
⠀⠀You know very well that's not
⠀⠀what matters .
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⠀ ⠀i mean , it’s fine ! we can .
⠀
⠀ ⠀( it’s her chance to make a new friend .. another to be familiar face that isn’t her mentor . irrespective of their .. absent look . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀so , what do you , uh , want ?
⠀
⠀ ⠀( composing herself quickly . )
⠀
⠀
⠀ ⠀( she seemed intimidated for a moment , all that positive energy dispelling the miasma that hung over her head . )
⠀
⠀ ⠀eh ? me ?!
⠀
⠀ ⠀( pointing at herself in disbelief , shocked that anyone would approach her in the kitchen after yesterday’s blue incident . )
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.ᐟ~
( A smile appearing on her face, she'd seem to explode with 'positive energy' the moment they chose to talk with her, as if it was all being held back before– )
Nope.ᐟ— Or... well–...ᐟ
I would really love to cook with you if that's possible.ᐟ.ᐟ
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