𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻

Some leaves must fall

mE nO lIkE pEnIs

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

Just a friendly reminder, tomorrow is another day... just put off until tomorrow what you can do today!

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

[𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓮𝓻 @SEVST2]

It's funny how everyone... everything does... uuh... you know they do the thing that... uhh.. yes!