Shawn Ebdrup

financial manger, handyman, chief of security, chef, personal assistant, teacher, housekeeper. fuck it, im a housewife.

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Hey!

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Donny trump rules@midnight #PresidentialTVShows

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The creatures of walmart #AmericaIn4Words
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Dude, hold my beer!? #AmericaIn4Words
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Tollhouse of 1000 morsels #BadMonsterMovies
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Muppet Master #BadMonsterMovies
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Texas See Saw Massacre #BadMonsterMovies
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Daydream on elmstreet #BadMonsterMovies
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Running out of dreams
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License to grill
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Busy week, lost a cousin suddenly to cancer. He was in his late 30's. Be back to smartass tweets soon...

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Dog ate my stash #RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

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Woke up in jail #RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

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Swat gets address wrong #RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

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Three day eviction notice #RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

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Honey... Now the lawn #RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

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There won't be any drama #FakePartyFacts

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Lady's night, feeling right #TherapyIn4Words

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Kids are at grandma's #TherapyIn4Words

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Set another round bartender #TherapyIn4Words