The Bay Bridge

Hello! I'm a big gray and white bridge! I keep you company as you drive between San Francisco and Oakland! You know you love me.
(Not an official account.)

[The Bay Bridge @SFBayBridge]

@fog_karla @sanandreafault It’s not a party when someone shows up at your house and beats you up!

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I wish people didn't need to do something so drastic as chaining themselves to me in order to make this point be heard.

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@pslowry @ABCNetwork @warriors @NBA @CaltransHQ I hope making me look like Carquinez Bridge doesn't mean my team is moving further away...

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@REbrokerwa @520_bridge I think that'd be a liiiittle less controlled than what they did to my old pier...

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Not sure whether I'm glad or horrified to have some actual numbers backing up the backups... https://t.co/zzPuZN5Fbs

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@cowperthwait If my span were still closed, maybe, but I don't drink while being driven on!

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@EngrishPorice Pardon me, there was just a large explosion in what used to be part of me; finer linguistic details aren't first on my mind.

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@SF_CableCar @ATTSeagull I was getting nervous enough waiting that I was starting to feel nauseous, even though bridges don't have stomachs.

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(Please don't be afraid of me forever now, fishies...)

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Even as someone whose every detail came from engineers, engineering still surprises and amazes me at times like this.

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That was my biggest pier and that seemed like such a small boom but I guess I was expecting something earthquake-level scary...

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@SF_CableCar O____O

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It's gone...

I mean I haven't FELT that pier since my span transplant but it was a big part of me and that was NOT GRADUAL...

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WHOOSH
That was sure fast water
How does concrete get gone so fast?!

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!!!

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Cars, you won't see it from there, a backed-up toll plaza is not helping my nerves!

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...more bubbles now? Or am I psyching myself out?!

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They're running late and I can't tell what's happening because of the bubbles and :/ :/ :/

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You all do realize that you won't see much different about my old span when this is over, right?