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Artist and former PR guy who can’t remember the password to my more appropriately named account.

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@DNTTLAN1 Monkeys (among other animals) jerk off. So, masturbation far predates humanity

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@Strip4Jon Jesus! Good night, handsome! Have fun

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@SeanDBuffington Lucky DC!

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@NickEdwardEvans The beginning of the end of the world may start tomorrow. You put your tree up whenever you want! And put Mariah on repeat!

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@swellmacks Dunno. I think you’re pretty extraordinary bast on the pic!

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@velodus Did he, though? Swap change for reveal.

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@jackfreemanjr If only the surgery had involved the brain….

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@JordanBach Do the Dems suck? Yes. But has the Republican Party gone batshit crazy to the point of asking for a dictator? Also yes. You’re a liar and a fool.

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@DLgodlessbitch In Jesus’ name we pray, amen!!!

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Publicly vowing that no matter who becomes president (whether based on a vote that ends tomorrow or not), from now on, I’m fighting like hell for the greatest good for the greatest number!

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Not that I believe in your manichean world view or your particular brand of imaginary sky friend, but after a childhood of indoctrination, I well know how you think.

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One last thing. What you believe in your heart don’t mean shit! If you vote Trump than Satan has ahold of you! The father of lies has gamed all you fools! And all of us will pay.

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If you’re voting for Trump in 2024, you’re either brain damaged, evil or…. Nope, I think at this point, that’s pretty much it. And, yes, the fucking dems suck, but Jesus! Never wanted to know what it felt like to be German in 1933 but here we are.

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I want a country and a world where the unlucky and the fuckups still get enough to eat and healthcare.

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I feel sorry for anyone trying to panhandle or scam me. I have had a negative bank balance for a week now. No majority voted to throw off the yoke of king George’s government. Not taxation without representation! Overthrow the millionaires and billionaires!!!

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@OhHeyJacob It’s been six months since my husband of thirty years moved back across the country, and it’s been really difficult, but each week gets a little easier. Still get awfully weepy some days but I laugh at myself just that much sooner. You can do this!

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@chvampagne Some?

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@devmrshl Wait until you get older and you’re just plain invisible

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@bjorksunibrow I’m very good a believing in myself and the possibility that my talent and intelligence can still pull me through. Either that or I’m severely delusional.