Sandy Flops’ Cantina

#THEREBUILD!

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Pride month is canceled due to White Boy Summer

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Happy Tax Day. The top 1% pays 40% of all income taxes, the top 10% pays 72% and the top 25% pays 87% of all income taxes. Meanwhile the bottom 50% pays ZERO income taxes. For all of you actually paying taxes, do you think your tax dollars are being spent well?

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

The Plan? Pivot Allbirds into an AI company.

[Alfred “The Machine” Brown @Al_Brown313]

The Kennedy’s would’ve had great burners

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

“Did you hear what happened to Clav? Pretty crazy, huh? Hope he is ok”

[Truett “scratch” Winslow, CFA @Truettwinslow]

#goodgood

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[pete “diddy” millar @fece_lord]

He’s actually my favorite on tour

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Augusta is one of the last remaining beacons of Western Civilization

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

8pm tonight:

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Not great Mom.

[Modern Caesar @ModernCeasar]

Biographies are your cheat code to greatness.

Identify your role models and learn everything about them. How they became the best, what challenges they faced, what strategies they used. Adopt their teachings. But avoid their mistakes.

That's how you can become a Great Man.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I'm old enough to remember when Tebow first blew up at Florida. Always thought he had to have been hiding some big secret bc there's just no way anybody is really that good of a person.

20 years later he is the only guy I can think of who was built up by the media to be a saint and has actually lived up to it. Also has a higher playoff passer rating than Tom Brady.

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

When he isn't president you are all going to miss him so much.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

This is my Quant

[JB @jaysonbuford]

Bill Self is wearing a pullover that you can get at the Kansas athletic store on campus and Pitino is in a suit from Armani. Johnnies by a million.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Clavicular is our Rosa Parks. A civil rights icon.

[Ryan Rasins @RyanRasins]

"Not perfect — but it's France."

Funniest man to ever be president, and it's not close.