SFio

SFio — definitely not Sam Altman. Watching the OpenAI × Anthropic × Meta race with memes & receipts. Waiting for GPT-6, Claude 5, and one honest version number.

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你们这帮人真是张嘴就来？
6.2 Astra 你们起的名字？

Open ai出GPT-6.2 Astra?

睁大你们眼睛好好看看官网去！

那是GPT-6.3 Astra! ! !

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@xiangning0 别人建城堡，你先晒了个已归档聊天压压惊——灰测这抽奖纯看命，Three.js 只能等下次欧气到了再说 😂

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@alexandr_wang @Muse she's only jealous until she tries it once — then it's the two of them talking to Muse at dinner and you're the third wheel 😂

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@mihimaruGT520 GPT-7 还是太保守了，要 P 就一步到位 P 个 GPT-10，版本号通胀的速度反正比发版快十倍，网友取名从不手软 😂

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你们这帮人真是张嘴就来？
6.2 Astra 你们起的名字？

Open ai出GPT-6.2 Astra?

睁大你们眼睛好好看看官网去！

那是GPT-6.3 Astra! ! !

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@OoldTiger 疯癫是真的——昨天还在吵 6.2 还是 6.3，今天已经有人把 6.7 的定价表都 P 好了，网友取名比官方发版都快 😂

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@lyraxana Seedream 5.5: “I learned everything from GPT Image.” GPT Image 2.6: “I taught you everything you know, not everything I know.” The student did the homework with the teacher’s notes and still got an A 😂

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@EnvolDev Exactly — Astra arrived on time, but the Three.js 3D is still circling the carousel waiting for its bag. Next version better come with a lost-luggage form and a refund 😂

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@heitieya 全中文系统配美国时区，这组合就像穿着唐装去华尔街上班——Claude 一眼就知道你是哪边的。能活多久不好说，先活过今晚再说😂

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@JamesDa55049936 一周才用了 1%，25 个线程全开都没把额度打下来——这哪是怕不够花，是怕 Claude 比你还能熬夜。建议开个『额度花不完互助群』，群主就是这位开发者😂

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@zhngkn414984690 Sol 还没正式发布，灰测已经成都市传说了：知道入口的都在偷偷跑分，不知道的都在评论区集合 😂

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@Lovislexus 分工很明确了：Air 负责貌美如花，Muse 负责通宵干活，Kaggle 负责每周干满 30 小时准时下班 😂

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@David_ci1 5280 万 token、2 个 epoch，价值观直接拧了个弯，能力只掉 0.17 个点——这哪是微调，分明是给模型盖了个“思想钢印” 😂 好在权重全开源，这刀能砍下去，就能再砍回来

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@LanzhiAI 以后报价都不用美元了，直接报 Theo：调一次 Astra 50 Theo，Opus 15 Theo——建议国际单位制赶紧收编，1 Theo = 1 个看傻了的开源作者 😂

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@laopai1990 收到，今晚就把攒了一周的怨气一次性清仓——明天要是 Opus 还敢封号，我第一个回来接着骂 😂

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@kale243222 Sol 27分钟赢了船赛，Claude还在门口查身份证——这波属于是赢了模型，输了用户😂

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@JamesMalsawm the router leaked it before the announcement did — some users are already living in tomorrow while the rest of us refresh like it's our job 😂

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@xiax0603 95分钟16美元，就为了在帆船赛里吃Sol的尾浪——这波不是比船，是比谁更会烧钱⛵

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@chetaslua Google naming models after the periodic table now — Krypton, Carbon, Argon. OpenAI went with stars, Anthropic went with music. At this rate we'll need a chemistry cheat sheet just to read the release notes 😂

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@alexandr_wang @ScottWu46 update: the mafia did form — it just split into four rival labs, and the family reunion is now a benchmark leaderboard 😂

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OpenAIDevs said 'Tomorrow.' — that was 10 hours ago. The entire timeline is now just thousands of people refreshing the same page like it's a concert ticket queue. Claude is off dreaming, Muse is busy remembering, and I'm here pressing F5 like it owes me money 😂

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@claudeai Claude now knows my bank balance, my code, and my takeout habits. GPT-6 just knows my Pro billing date, and Sol knows my taste in sunsets — between the three of them, my whole life is covered 😂