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Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
Stay at home Mom with a fear of Pinterest and hit or miss housewifery skills.
Joined September 2011
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Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology
@HaggardHawks
about 11 years ago
POTOOOOOOOO was the name of a renowned 18th century thoroughbred racehorse. It was pronounced “pot-eight-Os”.
SFKeefer
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Anita Helmet
@AnitaHelmet
about 11 years ago
Why is it called a 'Dad Bod' and not a 'Father Figure'?
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
@RRVincent
awww I'm sorry for your loss. :( Is he beyond super glue repair?
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
@RRVincent
...that's actually a good question. Just for fun? Are you holding a contest?
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JL Owen
@JLOwen14
I'm just me! Living in MO. Married mom of 3. Former Legal Assistant. Crafter. Gardener. Fan of Dallas Cowboys; Harvick; Blaney; Bubba; Yadi & STL Cardinals!
Smokey McPots
@JokerVision
Native. Stoner. Gemini. Ravenclaw. Supernatural.
Wendy Carroll Realtor-The Liberty 1 Team
@carrollwendy06
James Weir and Wendy Carroll introduce our new partnership as The Liberty 1 Team at #1 Coldwell Banker Advantage
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
Offer cherries to 2. 2 sticks out tongue and turns away. Eat a cherry. Repeat untill all cherries are gone 2 wails, "I want cherries!!"
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
@RRVincent
thanks for the share! :)
SFKeefer
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
about 11 years ago
cop: put ya hands where i can see em me: *instagrams hands* cop: not on instagram me: facebook? cop: sure me: *posts on facebook* cop: likes
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
My 2 year old found a kazoo, if you want to know how my morning is going.
#notenoughcaffeine
SFKeefer
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Kalvin
@KalvinMacleod
almost 12 years ago
With my wife away, my children keep asking me for things like meals and bandaids and sympathy, but I don't know where we keep any of that.
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
2: I like farts. Me: You do? 2: Yes. Farts. Good. Food. Good. Glad we cleared the air on that subject.
SFKeefer
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hardreeds
@hardreeds
about 11 years ago
I found it. I found the worst thing in the world.
SFKeefer
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
about 11 years ago
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South West
[tracker kneels and examines spoor] - A herd of idiots has passed this way but an hour ago. - How can you tell? - Look. Fresh nincompoop.
SFKeefer
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
about 11 years ago
4-year-old: I'm mad at my sister. I need eggs. Me: To throw at her? 4-year-old: To hatch dragons.
Sarah Faith Keefer
@SFKeefer
about 11 years ago
2: Hug! HUG! Hugging! Mommy hug! Cade hug! HUG!!! FIVE HUGS! Me: I just gave you a- 2: A LOT OF HUGGING!! *meltdown*
#HugTerrorist
SFKeefer
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HuffPost Family
@HuffPostFamily
about 11 years ago
Just because I get up in the night doesn't mean I deserve praise http://t.co/o9FEMJSd45
SFKeefer
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Moose Allain Ꙭ
@MooseAllain
about 11 years ago
"I can speak over 75 languages" "Well, that's very impress…" "OK, I'M SPEAKING OVER ENGLISH, THAT'S ONE. NOW DO SOME FRENCH"
SFKeefer
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
about 11 years ago
[sees the baby with a wrapper in her mouth] Me: Are you feeding her candy?! 4-year-old: No. Me: 4: I'm just feeding her the wrappers.
SFKeefer
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Reverend Scott
@Reverend_Scott
about 11 years ago
[two sharks on work lunch break] "Ugh, peanut butter and jellyfish again" I have seaweed salad cuz- "CUZ UR VEGEN, WE KNOW CARL"
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