Lazy Pundit

Software Developer, Journalist, Kitchen Scientist, NY Giants and Yankees, Truth Teller, Trump Believer From Day 1

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@Pinstripe_Blue Could be the next Jeter with more power

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#Yankees Boone put Wade in CF to end the game, because the guy hitting .136 with no power is the answer to the CF problem.

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@markknoller @BretBaier @POTUS Sounds optimistic to me. Maybe even an olive branch.

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Tarlov on @foxandfriends? Why scare away the viewers so early in the day?

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#Yankees called up Robinson because he stinks so bad they can DFA him and not have to worry about anyone claiming him. It's the sad state of the team. Peterson probably clears waivers and goes to AAA. When your prospects have no value, you have more flexibility

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@BretBaier @Capitals They always choke. Why torture yourself?

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@CNBCCLOSINGBELL These senators have no idea what they're talking about. It's pure comedy @cnbc

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#Outnumbered Obama raided Gibson Guitars and seized their wood

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@brithume Lawyer and Thug are synonyms

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@twitter is a bunch of slimebuckets who are holding my account hostange to get my phone number. Fuck them. Sell $TWTR today before it's too late. Slimebags like this will go down.

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#TheFive Perino must have a pint of botox going on ....

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@CNBCCLosingbell And who will be POTUS in 2028? Why are you reporting this nonsense? The CBO has never been right about anything ever in history @CNBC

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@cnbcclosingbell These analysts don't know shit. The market is up in the morning and down in the afternoon. It's total bullshit.

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@CNBCCLOSINGBELL 10 year predictions are a joke, as is the CBO. Why even report that nonsense.

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@foxandfriends What is @kilmeade worried about? What is russia going to do if we shoot down one of their jets? Start a nuclear war?

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#Yankees Stanton may strike out 300 times this year

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@RealMichaelKay bring in didi now if Sanchez can catch. #Yankees

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@realmichaelkay What did Flash major in, philosophy? 20-80 with 50 as average. 80 is 3 standard deviations from average. it's a bell curve.

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@realmichaelkay Peterson stole 50 bases one year in the minors

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@YankeesMLBNews No SS today?