South Florida Sports And Comedy

Commentary on the Miami Dolphins, the Heat, the Marlins and the Florida Panthers and humor in the style of the late Mitch Hedberg RIP

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A goatee is like the bikini of beards

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There are only two types of people in the world, people who think there are only two types of people in the world and people who think there's more than that

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I had a girlfriend—we couldn't see eye to eye on anything. I wanted a dog. She had her eyes gouged out.

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I had a girlfriend—we couldn't see eye to eye on anything. I wanted a dog. She had her eyes gouged out.

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A feature of autonomous driving is that it won't allow you to hit a pedestrian.

But what if there's a zombie apocalypse and you have to run through swarm of zombies?

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@Cam3ronSparks Hey, thanks for wasting 3 seconds of my life

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@OrlandoDreamers @Enrique_Rojas1 Should be called the Orlando oranges

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@OrlandoDreamers @Enrique_Rojas1 Orlando Tomahawks, Orlando Sentinels, Orlando Seminoles, all would be better names

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@OrlandoDreamers @Enrique_Rojas1 Should be called the Orlando oranges

[Wowzers @MiamiDood]

Sunshine Shove 😭

[MAKE THROWBACKS PERMANENT🐬 @THROWBACKS4EVER]

The Miami Dolphin have one of the best uniforms in the history of sports and they continue to stick with the terrible 2013 rebrand that 99% of their fanbase hates.

@MiamiDolphins someone has got to convince Stephen Ross to make the switch back to the REAL Miami Dolphins look…

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@DavidFurones_ How much of an improvement we are going to see with the new talent on o-line

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@DolphinsMuse I might put some money on this. This team we're building is going to be good

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@LeBatardShow They are the one group of people. It is still safe to insult

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Is there anyone you would add to the roster and who would you take out?

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Florida Marlins — World Series Champion All-Star Team
Manager: Jim Leyland

Pitchers:

Kevin Brown
Josh Beckett
A.J. Burnett
Al Leiter
Livan Hernandez
Antonio Alfonseca
Dontrelle Willis
Alex Fernandez
Robb Nen

Catchers:

Ivan Rodriguez
Mike Redmond
Charles Johnson

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Infielders:

Jeff Conine
Mike Lowell
Luis Castillo
Edgar Renteria
Bobby Bonilla
Craig Counsell
Derrek Lee
Alex Gonzalez

Outfielders:

Gary Sheffield
Miguel Cabrera
Moises Alou
Juan Encarnacion
Juan Pierre
Cliff Floyd

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Love the old school uniform. And it's time to switch back to Florida Marlins.

[Marlins Historian @MarlinsHistory]

Headed to the wrong side of Florida. The fit for today. Bruce Sherman hates this.
#FightinFish #Marlins #MLB

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@RealUnlucky13 @DolphinsBrawl @THROWBACKS4EVER @MiamiDolphins @JoeRoseShow @Larry_Csonka39 @DanMarino @TheFishTank81 @schadjoe @ProFootballTalk @NjTank99 @bubbagumpino I love the old school uniforms

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