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NASA has confirmed that December 21st, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night."

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Wario is terrified by the fact that Mario and Luigi are women.

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Friendly seamstress available for for in-house repairs!

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One happy gingerbread man!

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That is exactly the face i would have made in his situation.

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I feel worse for the guy with the snake in his pants.

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Supa soak that hoe!

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Damnit I gotta complete level 69!

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Why is there a toilet in the hamsters cage?

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Spinnin' the clits of the 80's, 90's and today!

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You have the right to remain bent over!

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A Priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

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My shower gets turned on when I take my clothes off.

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I hate the new noise Twitter makes when you retweet something

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Kids that stutter can blame their moms for using a vibrator while they were pregnant.

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On leaving a club with a girl, I slipped something into her drink which will guarantee me a dirty night in bed. Laxatives.

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After my daughter was diagnosed with cancer, my wife redecorated her room all pink to cheer her up. It's going to make my new gym look gay.

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The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.

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Christianity: the belief that a 2,000-year old Jewish zombie will get angry if you masturbate.

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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.