Student Finance Eng

Student Finance England processing all your funding applications. Mick, Dave, and Chardonnay are here to help.
Clearly a parody.

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Are you wondering if we've processed the documents you sent us?

Don't worry. They are here somewhere. Probably.

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

You mean we LOST your evidence? Shock horror*

*we do this to loads of people every day

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Are you wondering what's happened to the passport/birth certificate/other important document you sent us?

So are we. So much of your stuff gets lost in the space-time continuum #BlackHole

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

@SF_England @woodenlegs2 Our timescales have increased slightly

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Wondering about the progress of your @SF_England application?
Our staff are working hard to make it happen for you!

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

"Our timescales have increased slightly"

[Student Finance England @SF_England]

@woodenlegs2 Okay, Our timescales have increased slightly recently. Were you waiting for your application to be assessed or for evidence to process? Thanks, Tégan

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Students - if you're waiting for a text from us, it's because we only have one phone that's used for this. Chardonnay is currently on a Candy Crush roll and so we won't be texting until tomorrow. Thanks

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Morning, students!

One of the most common questions you ask @SF_England is "how long will it take?"

This infographic may help you

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

"Speed up the process"

This one had us rolling on the floor LOL

[Megan... @Megankate_x]

@SF_England hi, I am yet to receive my email to set up the childcare grant payments service but I start university next week and my little boy starts nursery the same week, anything I can do to speed up the process??

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Another student's documents go to the @SF_England #blackhole

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Please note - once you get beyond the automated system and get to speak to a human being, there is also MORE random shit on offer.

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Just a normal Wednesday at @SF_England

[fran🧚🏼‍♀️🪩 @francescaaaford]

just been screaming on the phone to student finance for 40 minutes how’s ur Wednesday afternoon

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Please note, we don't recommend this as stress relief, as having bald patches on your head is also very stressful

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Morning, students! It's Wednesday.

Hump day is also SLUMP day, so we may be even slower than usual today. Just so you know.

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Student Grief England :o)

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

"A disgrace ... rude and pathetic......"

Craig, like, totally gets us

[Craig Adey @Adey_Craig]

Hello @SF_England instead of blocking students who DM you with a valid query why don’t you respond first. A disgrace of a company, rude and pathetic!!!!

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Another re-send on its way!

#incompetence

[Jo-Anne Lewis @joannelewis27]

@SF_England Maybe your team wouldn't receive so many queries if they answered the first one correctly! Just received yet another e-mail stating I have to fill in yet another form despite the fact that it has already been filled in. This is my 4th year and I've never had such problems before!

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

Today we have been dealing with* a high number of DMs and phone calls.

*Not getting around to, ignoring, etc.

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

"She felt alone. Little did she know that many people were also having a similar nightmare"

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

"Ridiculously shit" is one of our benchmarks

[Student Finance Eng @SF_England_]

MWA-HA-HAAAAAAAA

There is still time

[Phoebe💖 @PhoebeVictoria_]

Im honestly praying my Student Finance doesn’t mess up this year.. I can’t be dealing with the rigmarole I had with it last year😫