Stephanie Falconi

I like Disney, and comedy that is the total opposite of Disney. Certified Counselor for The Bonfire on SiriusXM #CrackleCrackle.

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Officially my +1, now and forever.

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My favorite genre of comedy is ‘I meant to say this, but this is what came out’. Instant, uncontrollable crying laughter.

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@Kentucky_Colnel Thanks, bud!

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@FedEx @FedExHelp What are our options for a successful delivery when we aren’t home. The tag the driver left gives us no direction or guidance, and your staff was less than helpful when we called.

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@FedExHelp @FedEx What’s the point of being able to pre-sign for a package when your driver ignores it, and doesn’t even bring the package to the door? And the tag they leave has 0 information. This is the second time in less than a week that this has happened.

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@FedEx @FedExHelp We both work, we can’t be home during the day, that’s why the package was pre-sighed for (the paper on the door that your driver looked right at and ignored). Not to mention he didn’t deliver the second package he had that didn’t require a signature.

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@jzod138 @Carlafinch21 Thank you! ❤️

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@Carlafinch21 Thank you! ❤️

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@roque_c_ybarra Thanks! DIY nail art is my current passion.

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Dear Internet,
Is there a way to unplug this without electrocuting myself?

Sincerely,
Stephanie

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Shout out to the LiveNation $30 summer ticket promotion.

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Do we really have to specify that they’re for dogs?

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Make the Vatican great again.

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Guys, my first flower! It’s a tiny little baby, but it’s a start and just the encouragement I needed!

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New hyperfixation unlocked.

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Shout out to @Shanemgillis for being deemed a good kisser (and an actor), by deuxmoi followers.

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CC: @USPSHelp

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Shout out to @USPS for delivering my package already opened, so I didn’t have to. That’s some unparalleled customer service. 🙄

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The algorithm is algorithming.

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@Carlafinch21 Oh, I straight up refused. I told them to talk to me next week when I’d adequately prepared.

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How come the work equality conversation never includes the outrage when the men in the office decide last minute to do picture day for your IDs and expect you to have your picture taken with your everyday makeup, and not ‘I’m being photographed’ makeup?