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[yelcat @yelcat2]

Marco Rubio finds out he has to be Dolly Parton now. RIP Queen.

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

Dolly Parton seemed as close to total goodness as any mere mortal could come. She united us all in our love and admiration for her and, now, in mourning her.
God bless you Dolly. R.I.P.

[★ @thematrixwizard]

Rest in peace, Dolly Parton.

[Florida Bog Jig @FLBogjig]

Rest In Peace

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Dolly Parton managing to play the guitar this well while wearing acrylic nails will never cease to amaze me

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

There will never be another like her. true talent, absolute charmer. national treasure.

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

He’s fighting for his life

[Swan @AndySwan]

In case you didn't know, Miss Rasmus is absolutely DOMINATING the little league World Series! 💪🏼

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

Genghis Khan has less than 10 manuscripts proving his existence.

Alexander the great has around 12.
Julius Caesar has 250.

Jesus Christ has over 25,000 manuscripts proving his existence, fulfilled 300+ prophecies, 500 accurate accounts stating the man they saw hung on the cross WAS WALKING AROUND 3 DAYS LATER!

Stop treating the bible like it’s some fairytale.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This is really well said. Read it. Thought provoking. Why are left wing women so angry?

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘦”

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

“The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.”

— Chinese Proverb

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."

-Anthony Bourdain

[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

Trying so hard to pretend they haven't hit the wall.

It's over ladies, give it up.

[Karoline Gosling @KarolineGosling]

Men are unhappy because they listen to women too much.

And ironically, women are too unhappy because men listen to them too much lol

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“Be satisfied with even the smallest progress.”