Played an AJGA event at Innisbrook in high school - paired with an IMG kid from China and a South Georgia country boy (tour visor, bulldog head cover).
IMG kid shows up with a Publix grocery bag of bananas tied to his push cart. By #9, he’s eaten 11 or 12, stuffing the peels in his bag and literally hitting shots with his mouth full.
Georgia boy: “damn brotha, that’s a lotta bananas.”
IMG kid in broken English: “they call me the monkey.”
Only thing he said the entire round and shot 68. Think about him sometimes
10-year old kid knocked on my door
Offered to shovel my driveway for $20
I love encouraging young entrepreneurs
So I hired him to shovel all 10 houses on my block
Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear.
Little does he know, every single house is already a client of my snow removal business
They each paid $150 for my premium snow removal business
I made a $1,300profit by arbitraging labor
Welcome to capitalism, kid
@CAlmanza1007 I love the trend of doing the starters in a boring voice but when we get a thunder legend in paycom the pa announcer should announce him like a thunder player.