Kelly

ASU alum. Neurosurgery analyst. Ally. Planned Parenthood supporter. Plotting to destroy the patriarchy.

[Kelly @SFkcp]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Welcome to @flavortown 😂

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Someone needs a raise

[Akan thee Doll, Esq. 🇳🇬💜 @AkanButNoJeezyy]

Chris don’t regret nothing. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#TheDownwardSpiral

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Bitch California eats 5.3 magnitude earthquakes for breakfast

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Hillary Clinton was asked: “Do you think that Donald Trump should be deposed by this committee?"

Her answer is amazing!

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

29 years ago today, “Daria” premiered on MTV with 65 episodes airing a total of 5 Seasons 📺

[taylor gates @Elphaba_Anne]

when i know that after work i get to indulge in an evening of killing my braincells by watching the dumbasses on love is blind

[ally @missmayn]

'love is blind' needs to start casting actual real-life human men and not large children who can vote.

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

another love is blind tweet:

i just watched a tiny troll of a man tell a beautiful woman DOCTOR that he doesn't want to be with her bc she doesn't do pilates every day.

LOOOOOOOL i'm so happy i'm married bc my god man. there's just no way.

[Sushi Tara Astro ✨ @sushi_astrology]

Love Is Blind is funny bc they talk for 10 days straight, then meet and suddenly start talking about what they want in a partner and end up in fight. So what were they discussing in the pods?? the weather???

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Love is Blind is empirical evidence that women who are single at 35 are wonderful ppl and the men that are single at 35 are literally WILD MONKEYS

[Maryssa @maryssslynn]

#LoveIsBlind confirming that you can be a beautiful sweet doctor, have a gorgeous home, independence, a great life, be an overall CATCH and some bitch ass loser will still fuck with you and make you feel you’re not good enough. Girl, keep getting that bag and saving lives, NEXT.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

After being caught eating sugarcrane, a baby elephant tried to hide behind a light pole.. 😅

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Oh, be careful, Merriam-Webster, lest we suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of our lexical ground.

[Variety @Variety]

Eugene Levy remembers his #SchittsCreek co-star and longtime friend, Catherine O’Hara.

“Words seem inadequate to express the loss I feel today,” Levy wrote. “I had the honor of knowing and working with the great Catherine O’Hara for over fifty years. From our beginnings on the Second City stage, to SCTV, to the movies we did with Chris Guest, to our six glorious years on ‘Schitt’s Creek,’ I cherished our working relationship, but most of all our friendship. And I will miss her. My heart goes out to Bo, Matthew, Luke and the entire O’Hara family.”

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