I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.
one thing they don’t tell you about having a tiny daughter - two, three years old - is that despite being innocent, pure, beautiful, all that, they clearly belong to the class of being that we call gremlin
Disney is a cultural institution. It should have historical artifacts that help guests appreciate its significance. Execs should understand that they are not just running a business. They are custodians of an important piece of American history.
@GMFWashington I have a soft spot in my heart for that movie because both my rowing team and my Catholic youth group used it for team building exercises in the same year, but it’s basically DEAD POETS SOCIETY on a boat. Same exact beats.
Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock
From what I can see, literally the only reference to HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME in all of Disney World… is in the friggin’ prime time fireworks show at Cinderella’s castle. Crazy.
My toddler can say “boy” much easier than “girl” so now whenever she bumps into a little guy at a playground, she stops, points directly at him, and defiantly declares “Boy!”
Sometimes after I get rly scared by a movie I google the actor to calm myself down and remember he’s just a regular guy. I did that for Robert Blake and learned this guy killed his wife
I watched SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS with my wife and toddler this morning and then TANGLED this evening, and while I really do like TANGLED, especially compared to, basically, everything Disney’s released since… one movie is clearly Art and the other is not.
Me showing my toddler the Artemis launch on TV: “Curious George is blasting off to visit Luna [from Bear in the Big Blue House] in outer space!”
My wife: “What a crossover!”
I showed my very-much-not-on-Twitter wife this post and she thought it was the best thing I’ve shown her from Twitter… ever? (She loves Pokemon and took Japanese classes in college.)