S. G. Ellerhoff 🦔🦋

Author of Jung & Star Wars: A Contemporary Mythology (Routledge) | Host of May the Force Be With Jung podcast | Bookstore Owner | PhD | Oregonian | Fulla beans

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Episode 2 of May the Force Be With Jung is now live! This time I was so chuffed to have Vicki Goldsmith as my guest -- the first on the show. Since my book, Jung and Star Wars, is dedicated to her, it just felt right. #StarWars #maytheforcebewithjung https://t.co/hT5GseQgd2

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@Maxwell_pringle @Giant_Cyclone @ZachLahn This clown had to Google what the Beatitudes are.

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

Oh my goodness, how could anyone say no to that face?! The sign warns not to feed the Quokkas, but this little guy is an absolute professional at begging with that famous smile. Truly the happiest and most charming animal on Earth!

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@GFY_Trucking @ZachLahn You ever get to shake the man's hand? I did. 😊😊😊

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The 5D chess behind this parody account is actually genius because the AI-generated avatar image shows a guy in a wheat field -- the cash crop of Kansas -- the state where Iowa's Republican candidate for governor @ZachLahn actually lives. *chef's kiss*

[Iowa Man @notJohnDenver]

Just had a ribeye with my girl. Thankful to live in Iowa and not be a bitch ass voting for democrats.

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@notJohnDenver Funny thing is I met him in May 2002 at the World Food Prize HQ. 🤣🤣🤣

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@SamuelHostetl11 @ZachLahn @notJohnDenver By your logic, Norm would've returned to Iowa to serve its people in state government. He didn't. Do try to keep up.

And keep an eye out for Harold Hill. (Pssst, he's commuting from Wichita.)

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@SamuelHostetl11 @ZachLahn Pretty hard to be Iowa Man @notJohnDenver when your fella there left Iowa, was educated in New York and Minnesota, and is standing in a field in Mexico. Although, to be fair, it does embrace Iowa's strong ties to migrant workers from Central America. That's honest and quite nice.

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@ZachLahn A litmus test for being a governor of Iowa: where's ol' Norm standing in that photo?

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@jdunwell Keep doubling down on legislating against the Beatitudes, Jon. It's a great look for all the candidates you back.

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@against_kim @ZachLahn No shit!? I met him when he was old. So is that a photo of him in Mexico, where he did his groundbreaking work on wheat? 🤣🤣🤣

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@LauraRBelin Don't get the education @jdunwell got, kids. 🤣🤣🤣

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@jdunwell @cloneV96 *crickets*
So that solves it, folks. @jdunwell can't come up with a single thing he's built in rural Iowa when given a couple days to think about it. The Shakopee kid who honed his grift in Orlando before setting it loose on Iowa's laws sure loves to piggyback as an Iowan. 🤣🤣🤣

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@jdunwell @cloneV96 And you drift away from point-blank questions, like ones I've asked you. Let's try it again, but with more seasoning this time. What the chicken-fried fuck have you, Jon Dunwell, built in rural Iowa when you invoke the pronoun "we" in such endeavors?

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@jdunwell Jon Dunwell is still pretty new to Iowa himself. What he hasn't learned yet, but is in the process of experiencing, is that Iowans sometimes take a little while to figure out who they're dealing with. Once they do, they'll run a motherfucker outta town. Only a matter of time...

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Sivori @sivori]

I often hear my oldest son or my youngest son in my oldest daughter's room after bedtime talking and laughing. Always in her room for some reason, where she receives them like a queen. I could remind them that they need to go to bed, and if it goes on too long I do, but I like hearing them enjoy their own relationship and the intimacy that is only available between siblings who have known each other their whole lives and who I have the privilege of providing a little haven for.

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@no_one__wins @Alaskacryptogi1 @GOP__Ls 🎯🎯🎯

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@harryjsisson 😬😬😬

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@ZynWhisper @kaufmannGOP @ZachLahn The Lahn campaign's theme song *is* pretty catchy though...
https://t.co/eJF5AAY0R8

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@hinsonashley @turek4iowa California doesn't want your hate pork. C'mon, Iowa. Dump that Ashtray in November!

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@Maxwell_pringle @Giant_Cyclone @ZachLahn You guys've legislated against the Beatitudes for decades now, but do go on.