SGP Museum

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[SGP Museum @SGP_Museum]

This is how my X DMs look like with all the bot messages cluttering up the message request.

Just replied to some of you gooners in DMs, apologies for the late response.

You can also DM me on Telegram. Link in bio

[jennytalia @jennytaliaaa]

my god they almost look too big to be real 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[SGP Museum @SGP_Museum]

Calista archive

[jennytalia @jennytaliaaa]

dawn with literally 0 shame, showing all the sg gooners exactly how she loves being grooooped
side note dont yall think she still looks like a kid
bf must really love lowlevels lmao 💀

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft?

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds.

The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.

They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect.

After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.

The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete.

They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off the end and hitting you in the forehead.

[jennytalia @jennytaliaaa]

if tight tighttt bravelyn is this brave to post herself in this fit... i hope shes brave enough to get herself leaked 😵‍💫
so tempting to untie those white ribbons and breed her into submission

[jennytalia @jennytaliaaa]

everybody loves a good FLASH DEAL but i didnt expect to get flashed instead i love seeing those chocolate chips peeking out (rp)

[SGP Museum @SGP_Museum]

What's your personality?

1 : "yeah, just here to wank and enjoy"

2 : "No leechers. Only real sharers DM to trade — but only if you’ve got good stuff too." (Send thumbnail previews only/first , to reduce miscomm)

3 : "wa everyt got watermark ah, abit distracting to jerk HAHA"

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@ caressechng
Caresse archive

[jennytalia @jennytaliaaa]

goon squad

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@Ricola767 just here to wank and enjoy or active in the scene to exchange?

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Zoe ~ sheepz archive

[SGP Museum @SGP_Museum]

@Moshi2471 Yes

[SGP Museum @SGP_Museum]

I am very much real, just selective

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Zoe ~ sheepz archive

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@davia855692 @allaboutsggirls go overseas university

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@desmonrt your old @?

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@janetrudlml sure

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@uwusoles check DMs

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@Dreamsandfanta when shit like this happens, of course gate keeping is better than sharing publicly (Quite insane this person wanted to trade something which I originally shared 3 years ago)

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@lvrlonging @desmonrt DMed you

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@d0ggyflip @cimp1846 Can I be your dog's father?