Officer Brian

Trailer Park watch. DONT FUCK AROUND. I will steal your beer.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@LloydHumphrey8 Well hell far buddy, gigging season all laws are off. I’m going out with pipe bombs and my muzzle loader.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

This Friday night... I’ll feed the park. Frog legs on me #beerme #LFG #GoMaroons

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@LloydHumphrey8 Well she stole your good Jim Beam that @mafia_mullet got you for christmas. She was drinking it at the park entrance this morning.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

Just been notified, the clown is welcome in the park. Any complains see me.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

Lloyd’s real name is Mary.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet @JChickensworth @FlloydHumphrey @LloydHumphrey8 He don’t know who he’s fucking with. 5-0 coming for ya ass

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

Just got moved into my trailer. Can’t wait to meet all my neighbors. #BeerMe?

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet @JChickensworth @FlloydHumphrey @LloydHumphrey8 I swear this mother fuck thinks we won’t burn a mother fuckers trailer to the ground. Coming in Natty lights in hand and a god damn blow torch

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@FlloydHumphrey @JChickensworth @mafia_mullet @LloydHumphrey8 I’ll shove my fist so far up your dick garage you’ll be biting my finger nails.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@JChickensworth @mafia_mullet @LloydHumphrey8 @FlloydHumphrey You can’t come up in here talking about bullshit. You disrespected the park and the community.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet @JChickensworth Mother fucker hanging out in the wrong Trailer Park.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet You that guy that is hanging around all them Pc games aren’t you? I was supposed to get you to register for the website. Nasty ass

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet Do you have a permit to own that gun? I’d hate to confiscate it

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@EarlCrabtree3 @LloydHumphrey8 Don’t be posting them picture videos of women. My girlfriend will get mad at me. Lets be professional

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@EarlCrabtree3 @LloydHumphrey8 I’ll be by later with your citation.

[Officer Brian @SGTTrailerTrash]

@mafia_mullet Your hair is a strict violation of trailer park code 773. I’ll over look it for now.