Single Girl Diaries

We love boys, dating, and awkward sexual encounters.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

"In other news, we still haven't talked but he's favoriting my tweets. I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA."

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

You broke my heart, and I hate you because I still love you.

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1PM and 2015

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

The key to happiness: 1. order a pizza 2. eat that pizza and 3. repeat

[▪︎ LEO ▪︎ @ellnezto]

Care too little.. You'll lose them.
Care too much.. you'll get hurt.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

Apologies don't come with a "but," unless they involve make-up sex.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

Once you think it, it's stuck in there.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

It's been a hellish fight trying not to think about you all the time.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

You and I will always be unfinished business.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

Assholes should come with a disclaimer. WARNING: This one is a fake good guy.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

I left you and your bullshit behind in 2013.✋

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

But if you ask me, two's a whole lot lonelier than one.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

Tell your girl that you haven't deleted any of her texts. We like that.

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

If I were a guy, Jillian Michaels would make my manhood wince. She seems like she'd eat your dick off #NotInTheGoodWay

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

Why does absolutely everything have to happen at the worst time possible?

[Single Girl Diaries @SGirlDiaries]

As much as I hate it, I do miss it.